Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?

You could try getting a little screwdriver between the cylinder and the walls of the snout? It may be that relieving the suction will facilitate it’s removal.

Then put some balls in it, that’s what belongs there.

It’s an animated gif of this legend, it could be that your app doesn’t support those?

Would it be a proper shit post if I put effort into it?

Nope!

Read the meme next time. It’ll help you on your journey.

A handful? Didn’t you read the meme?

Every one is a little fascist tear that I add to my vial. Care to add another one?

Really? I’m glad you shared this introduction to statistics with me, thanks for your expertise!

On the contrary; they let me know when I hit a nerve. When fascists tell you what pisses them off, that’s where you press.

I think those are 50/50 ego-stroking faux-intellectuals & conservative trolls.

No, not the downvotes! 🥺

Even you don’t believe that.

Nobody here is going to play along, so I don’t even know what you think you’re doing. Getting “persecution points?”

I didn’t know that, but it makes so much sense.

Hilarious Chaos seems to be comprised entirely of edgelord trolls who think 00’s era bigotry is the height of comedy.

Oh no, some lillyliver thinks I need to go outside.

What ever will I do? Excuse me, I must retire to my fainting couch.

But I don’t think I’ll play nice with the fascists when I see them around, so block me if that bothers you.

You’re so self-absorbed that you think I follow you?

That’s adorable.

I told OP that it was pseudohistorical nonsense, get off your high horse.

Dude constantly posts about how racist he is and you expect me to leave him be? Fuck off. This place isn’t gonna be a Nazi bar like Reddit.

OP, this user is a straight-up fascist so you may look to their answer for some pseudohistory and an example of fragile masculinity, but I wouldn’t believe anything they claim is true.

I know. I never really believed you were going to think critically about your religion.

Thanks for the discussion.

So have Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, Sikhs, Pagans, and witches.

So that’s clearly a bad way to know what’s true.

Either the others didn’t have enough paper to do so, knowledge of it, or didn’t see it as important. Matthew has already written it down anyway.

It sure seems like God could have remedied all of those, as the harmony of the Bible is often mis-cited as another miracle.

Most of my Christian friends including my girlfriend were non believers who converted.

I don’t believe you, because Christians have a habit of embellishing their stories. Every “former non-believer” I’ve ever met were really just non-practicing Christians who had been indoctrinated but fell away then later reaffirmed their faith for social reasons.

I’ve never heard a good rational reason based to believe any of it. You could change that, but I don’t think it’s a challenge that can be fulfilled because people don’t believe in religion for rational reasons, the do it for social reasons.

It’s a big reason why most people stay in the religion they were indoctrinated into: otherwise they’ll lose their social network and become ostracized. It’s why people join a religion: they want that social network.