You can apply as much pressure and area as far as your chopsticks can spread.

With chopsticks you have just two points of pressure.

Some forks have really “fancy” hand - thick and heavy.

Of course, it’s a small problem, but annoying one

But when it has food on it, you hold the fork in your hand and thus can ignore imbalance

With chopsticks you have less pressure area and thus less control.

Genitals!

Left foot looks weird.

Also: steps to wall? Really?

Sorry, but that’s AI generated shit.

You must do it while pizza is frozen.

Because of the hideous haircut

English as a Lingua Franca

I bet frenchies are so salty about it