Tape the phone to your cat or something so the tumbler is seeing some action. Otherwise it’s just a phone laying on a surface playing videos.

Add in some Infected Mushroom and perhaps some actual mushrooms and you’ll have the best time. I promise!

Geometry Wars Retro Evolved is the best arcade style game in existence.

Yes, because as we all know, not enjoying your life means you instantly kill yourself.

They can fall into two categories:

A: They are self aware, intelligent, and able to understand the horrors of reality. Making life an affliction.

B: They are a moron, like most people, and are actively causing most of the horrors that make this world such a shit place to be in the first place. So while they may be blissfully unaware, they are actively making the world a worse place for it.

Either way, you’re a bad person for bringing another person here.

You’re welcome to keep your incorrect opinion. I assume you already have children and you aren’t capable of facing the overwhelming guilt of inflicting this reality upon another person now that you’ve already done it.

It’s called projection.

Fuck no. People who bring kids onto this planet are both short sighted and selfish.

Whenever they poop, it doesn’t fall away from their body. It joins the rest.

If I was his kid, I’d punch him in the face too.

Ah, so it really is because they’re lame, boring, unimaginative dorks. I knew it!

Yeah, I know the meme. I am familiar with the context. Still why do people persist to make crappy memes about it? It’s beyond me.

I have all of the context.

What a cop out way to say that you don’t have an explanation.

Boo

“Just stop having fun at work”

Great advice there.

Why would somebody spend their time on this. I sincerely don’t understand.

Ralph, you privileged piece of shit. You don’t know what fear is.

Retro Encabulator

Sounds like you’re set bro. Just treat every question like you don’t actually know the answer.

“My name? Uh… Uh…”

Start to question if you really do know your own name. Are there actually 5 lights? There MIGHT be!