Cat 1. Sleeps at the end of the bed. Cat 2, 3, 4 will sleep against my butt, not usually at the same time. Cat 5 sleeps on my second second pillow. Cat six sleeps against my chest and screams at me as he crawls back in to place after I roll over.

No just making fun of them.

Good for you. Weird flex honestly “my stomach works” Well for many of us ours don’t work. If I eat anything that is spicy hot my stomach will have me bent over cramping constantly until it leaves my system. Is your next post going to be about how stupid people are for having to use wheelchairs?

“Come closer Clarice”

If you do not wish to involve the police, then you have to look at your illegal options.

I so do not keep the separate bidet option. So you crap walking over to that?

Disgruntled yes. Gruntled, not so much.

We would never let something like this happen in the Midwest.

I think he’s going to take the salmon and leave you the Brussel sprouts.

Just this one. It’s enough.

If I grew up on a farm this would be impressive.

Hmm I don’t know. Looks like Eastern Oklahoma to me.

Try all work done period. C suite “I made this”

Please don’t do this. You are seriously endangering them by letting them outside. I see too many that have been hit by cars.

Wait who is hating on Weird Al?! I still won’t forgive Prince’s dead ass for being mean to him.

I think you are forgetting good ol American gumption!

You, you could be… If you wanted to.

Steel beams don’t melt at 3727°F, but potatoes do!

I love the discarded feel awa! 🤣

Let me save you some time. It all happens way quicker and way younger than you expected.