I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.
I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.
“Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral.”
squints hard
Sean Mall?
Which Sean got his own mall? Or is it a mall specifically for Seans? As a non-Sean (cool rhyme, right?) am I forbidden from Sean Mall? Are Shawns allowed in?
My poor vision creates nothing but inquiries.
I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner’s voice.
Patton Oswalt has a great bit on exactly this.
Agrajag shall be avenged!
starts rhythmic clapping
HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY, HO-DEE-HOTEN-DAY-O! HO-DEE-HOTEN-DOTEN-DAY…
FATTENING UP OUR TAAAAPE WOOOOORMS!
I like to think that the glasses just materialize whenever a human fully achieves therapist mode.
This feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.
I know this is a grumpy old man take, but I’ll never get over the fact that they decided to call these dastardly things “hoverboards.”
Blasphemy, says eight year-old me, having just watched Back to the Future: Part II and now obsessed with someday obtaining a floating skateboard.
Oh. Oh, man. I’m not the only one…
(#4)
When you turn 12 and promptly WAKE UP.
Can anyone expand on this claim?
I did a search out of curiosity and couldn’t find a single link, page, or video on the religious rites of turtles.
I’ll be honest with you. I very nearly did. Sorry. That’s on me.
As much as I love the sentiment, I can’t believe this post is missing owls, the most obvious honorary cats out there.
Why they changed it, I can’t say…