That’s fair, it seems to have earned your downvote surprisingly 🤷

Because not everyone has the same opinion.

It doesn’t mean they are wrong, it just means they like different things than you.

Of course I have to ELI5 in .ml

Hell yea, and when she STANK gift her some summers eve.

Let her know that shit stale.

Edit; (Summers eve is a feminine hygiene product aka a douche)

Summers eve™, eradicating stank for 80+ years!

I’m not bothering to comb back through shit I said a week ago

And yet here you are a week later with a comb in hand.

When will you begin to make sense?

We’re mocking you, nobody here is “hysteric”.

Feel free to check out the definition Here if you like.

If I’m being honest, such blatant exaggerations of the situation makes it appear as though you are being hysterical (not in the “haha” sense, either)

Maybe if you insult people they will be more open to your perspective?

If I’m paying monthly for a service without ads and I see a single (1) advertisement, I should at least get a month of free subscription because the other party is in breach of contract.