Honorable mention?

This is a good trick. I use this trick. Not often enough, but still.

But they have 3 upvotes and I’m at -2. Clearly everyone in this subreddit is wrong and I need to make them see that. (And then hate myself for it later on)

Good. Keep it that way. As someone who has done that (way more than I care to admit), it’s honestly not worth it 99.99999999% of the time.

Polyamory can solve this problem.