Some of us are what is sometimes referred to as “east-west”

Looks like Eric Swalwell to me. Also that’s the name on the heart rate monitor.
Katy Perry in the background. Not sure about the woman on the right.
But yeah, bad AI slop I agree.

For the last time, he isn’t a zombie. He’s a lich.

Careful, I was temporarily banned from another community for saying less than that.

Walteru Waito

That’s a nice grill

God damnit

Batman with a kitbashed symbiote Spider-Man head

I was told the other day by someone younger than me that saying “okay boomer” is cringe now. The new hot hip fan-didly-tastic slang is “unc status” or “aunt status”, apparently. Means the same thing, but in sleek Gen-Z packaging.

It’s the lighting of the board more than the handwriting that looks fake, although that is very clean handwriting if real.

This is called, “yucking someone’s yum.”

Do I want to know what Kiwi Farms is?

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

Probably not what you had in mind, but Eat the Reich is a ttrpg in which you, a vampire commando, infiltrate occupied Paris to drink all of Adolf Hitler’s blood.

Appetizer for one, obviously.

No amount ot convincing will ever get me to try Mett

Commenting to appease my anxiety, ignore me if I bother you.

Doctors generally recommend abstaining from sex for 6 weeks after giving birth.

What sudo is?

Correct, but thankfully that won’t be a surprise since it is evident when you are enrolling. It’s up to each pet owner to decide if that’s worth it.

In our case, a few hundred dollars per year to make ER visits financially bearable is a good value.