Iron Lynx

You could say he murdered it.

Orange? Wait until Dutch football fans hear that. Would make NL during a Euro Cup or World Cup an absolutely ✨ fabulous ✨place xD

Use chapstick

How I get around that: Wait until my girl uses hers, then kiss her.

It’s a bit of a running meme between us.

Mok

Awh.

~ brought to you by the Ornithologists & Car Enthusiasts United.

Something tells me this is satire.

Moerasduits. Is dat goed genoeg?

Well, then have some proof:

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

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Instructions unclear, dick stuck in grilled cheese sandwich.

Confusing… My instance is .world, and I similarly subscribe to communities regardless of instance. So seeing a .ml link had me go 🚨 tankie instance for a second, conveniently failing to notice that A: that post is in .world, but seem from .ml; and B: this post is in .ml.

My bad 😅

Though I would suggest OP to see if they can fix the link to one that changes the specific link based on the visitor’s instance

I once saw a video report on bullshit jobs, where they also interviewed a researcher into how much value is gained or destroyed by various professions.

They said that for every £1 (the researchers worked in the UK) given to marketing executives, that society suffered £11 in lost value.

ETA: The video in question (Dutch, with a few local English bits)

There’s a city in France - Toulouse, IIRC EDIT: Correction: it is Grenoble - where the mayor ran on a promise that “if you elect me, I’ll remove all the billboards.” Turns out that was really popular, so now that city does not have any billboards.

ETA: A video about it. (Dutch, but it has (auto-generated) English subtitles)

Especially given that the above link points to lemmy.ml, an instance notorious for harbouring tankies & amplifying pro-authoritarian talking points.

The link is .ml but points to a thread in .world. My bad 😅

How to admit you’re in an unhappy marriage without saying you’re in an unhappy marriage, much?

Just keep repeating that for like half a dozen times, until interrupting it with:

• “It’s Not Unusual” - Tom Jones

Before repeating What’s New Pussycat again.

Trucks for the transportation of goods are okay, I guess…

Trucks for the transportation of overinflated egos, on the other hand, are complete wastes of workmanship and resources.

Ships, trains and planes are all cool.

Trucks though…

Deze commentaarsectie is hierbij overgenomen door het Koninkrijk der Nederlanden.

I’ve heard of tragedeigh names before, but this takes the cake.