They put vinegar on them sometimes.

Those look close to normal, but the burners don’t look right.

There are gas hobs that have a row of three burners along the back, but they don’t have the supporting frames running this way, so good spot.

You people genuinely eat like it’s the Blitz sometimes.

It’s the complete and total lack of seasoning, apart from what appears to be pepper on the chicken. Also the fact that the concept of “crunch”, or any form of texture, seems to be a foreign concept.

This is such a British photo.

Oh, I’ve done the first one, it was great fun.

OK, the bottom one is pretty funny.

That is probably a good point.