I was disappointed when the US Congress cafeteria renamed Freedom Fries back to French Fries.
This is why super tacky, gaudy, ridiculous ties should be worn. It draws attention away from the quality of your work so you can do it with complete mediocrity that’s symbolic of bureaucracy.
Contrasting bright colors. Polka dots. Razzle Dazzle. American flag. Busy stripes. Mildly phallic and vaginal but not quite HR reportable.
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties‽
Another of Elon Musk’s kids?
The food of choice for ironworkers and boilermakers everywhere.
Those were my favorite fish to catch in Stardew Valley
This is the type of strength and certainty that I crave, from steel beams
Hydraulically frack deez nuts
(Or the lesbian equivalent thereof)
It’s a shame because they used to be pretty good a few decades ago.
Mediterranistan
Wow. With that many bags packed together that tote bag should be extremely rigid by the time you get done with it. Excellent progress!
What, you egg?
stabs him
We’ll each need our own personal mentat to figure out how much lunch will cost soon.
Jesus is having sex today.