Who are you calling an amateur, buddy? I can argue you under the table!

A lot of fridges are made to go both ways. You have to attach the handle and the hinge when you get it. A lot of fridges will have two plugs on the other side to cover the unused bolt holes

Yeah, this sounds like a good prank: it messes with their muscle memory, but it’s otherwise harmless

Good luck with that, granddragon88

That’s a cool narrative you made up. You actually aren’t required to have your birth year in your username on most sites.

As someone who shares your birth year, I think you gotta accept that the HH meaning is enough of a stain to avoid putting it in your usernames