I agree completely

Can confirm

It’s amazing also, not worth it in the long run.

I’m pretty sure plenty of you actually sweat gravy based on the size of them

It’s the conservative way

They’re cunts.

I envy them

Not so much a pick-up line, but I sent her a dick pic

I cannot stress enough that it wasn’t a random, unsolicited one.

We’d joked about it, her user name was a play on it, and I sent a link to something rather than a picture, so she had the ability to not see it if she chose

Anyway… We’re engaged now…

However it happens, I want to see him ruined.

True

He’s likely to stop paying attention halfway through writing it due to his dementia and eat the crayon

I used to think that way, but I have realised that innocent people will suffer

I’d prefer to see a weaning away from it, with people realising that never again should inequality be celebrated

“Four Girls Finger Paint” was an equal, not a sequel

Sadly true

Too many countries have followed suit

My country has built wealth on what can be dug out of the ground, but there is no shortage of buyers

Trump can’t write a sign

He’s fucking illiterate

It’s propped up by lies and insider trading

The entirety of the US economy is a house of cards

Let’s make it 200%

I want to see the fucker sitting on a corner with a tin cup and a cardboard sign

I meant “pertinent”

US schools have long been a disaster

Starting the day by saluting the flag and reciting some shit about it being the greatest country in the world is the behaviour of people being indoctrinated into a cult

Gotta get 'em young

Add the twisted version of the history of America taught, and the ignorance of the rest of the world and it’s not surprising that things are in a shit state

It’s extremely poignant right now

The problem I see is that in Star Wars, the goodies win because they appeal to the inherent good in people, their willingness to actually act

I fear that apathy and learned helplessness have taken root too deeply in the US. People just shrug their shoulders

I sincerely hope that I’m wrong

I’d take it for sure

Wank

I usually film it and send it to my fiancée to enjoy

Contact my fiancée, then the cops, then find myself a lawyer and spend the rest of my time absolutely shitting my pants

Fiancée first, because she’s my highest priority in all things and the dead guy ain’t getting deader. Then the cops, because to contact a lawyer first looks incredibly suspicious and I live in a civilised country where there is almost no police corruption and I wouldn’t have cops trying to pin it on me out of convenience. The other reason I’d contact my fiancée first is that she’s the smartest person I have ever known, and she would be straight onto organising shit to help