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Cake day: May 12th, 2024

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  • Finally a question I can answer!

    I was 16 and had forgotten my house keys. My parents weren’t inside, my grandmother was but she couldn’t hear the bell ringing at all.

    Now, I had faced this issue a few times and most of the times I simply broke in through the roof, but this time, for whatever reason I didn’t want to do it. Checked my phone, out of battery or some other reason I couldn’t use it.

    So the next best thing I came up with was ringing my neighbor and asking for his phone to call my grandma to open the door for me. He was an elderly man so I thanked him a lot for the favor.

    He passed away that night, all the coincidences and my apparent free will were to give him tons of words of gratitude. I know it’s not spooky, but I can’t accept it as a mere luck.







  • I used to date this girl that was beautiful, sex was incredible, but was dumb as a rock. I could and should’ve been better about not wanting a relationship with her, but it’s besides the point now.

    I really wondered if she was a functional adult. My favorite and most extreme memory is asking her to heat some water in the kettle, and 5 seconds later thinking “she won’t be able”. So I silently went to the kitchen, watched her try, fail, and turn around with a wet puppy face saying “I can’t do it”. There’s nothing weird about my stove. Gas, a lighter or a match and that’s it. Countless people did it before and afterwards, I don’t even have a clue how she failed.

    I’ve met more stupid people, and it normally ranges from “I don’t want to hear anything from this guy ever again” to “how the fuck are you still alive?”. Most of the time, people aren’t actually stupid but simply lack education.