At first I was confused, then annoyed and finally relieved when I realised I was being punked

It’s an inspiring story of a young woman overcoming adversity while encouraging diversity.

What’s the answer to 1 goon’d by 5?

Answer

You want to show me an ant jerking off an aphid to reproduce them?

I hear the Appalachians are beautiful this time of year.

Yeah it’s a weird joke. I saw this while scrolling after training for my next marathon, I was like that doesn’t make sense at all.

“Remember when I promised to kill you last?”

“That’s right. You did.”

“I lied.”

I only steal children, not software.

I means it’s simple really. As the bear charges, I dodge to the side, aim for the eye and with a quick jab…get mauled and die painfully

I know right. Sometimes just the act of asking is appreciated.

Create the problem, sell the solution

Starting an Only Fans account?

As someone living in Queensland Australia. it’s not a matter of avoiding being stung, instead you simply hope it isn’t the bad one this time.

They know but pretending they don’t 🪼

It’s a common trope of the male midlife crisis.

You either buy an expensive car, get a young girlfriend, get body work and party, alternative lifestyle and fitness or go hippie.

Why are there ao many results? Who’s talking these photos?!

Meal team six

The lack of em dashes in this response is disappointing.

Ummet Ozcan is worth a listen