I was wondering what happened to Rick…

It’s OK to hold a grudge, but it feels much better to work through those feelings.

Got any recommendations dark deep 90’s jungle…I’m always looking for that stuff

Just a healthy diet of jerry and the boys will do…turtle will be trucking right along

When I’m at a screen I wanna work outside and when I’m working outside I desperately want to be back at my cushy screen time jobs.

Woke mind found at loopback interface

Wokemind deleted

Now let’s traceroute a fucking loopback of something you deleted…

It’s not funny, it’s not smart but it definitely is Elon.

Such intolerance of Neanderthals is truly concerning…

Shiloh won’t listen to you it clearly says Shiloh only listens to radiohead…

Makes me dizzy

Tried it with the dishes in my sink…they are still there am I doing it wrong?

Washington = Starbucks Oregon = Nike California = ice cube for some reason today

I’m really just fucking around I don’t care who’s from where unless it’s Idaho

West coast is the best coast!!! We got coffee, nike and ice cube and you have?

The old ladies at the retirement home looked real innocent before they started grabbing my ass 20 years ago…not gonna lie the old British lady who would play with her pearl necklace after grabbing my ass was kinda adorable.

I remember when I was first going through recovery, I went to a church that was recommended. The amount of teenage boys there for porn/sex addiction was crazy. Half of us were there for sticking needles in our arms. The other half liked to spank it, and as far as I’m concerned, perfectly, normal teenagers.

Yall are absolutely honorary members of the best coast club

That’s hilarious

Those microservers are dope!

Yes…it’s sorta like two people who are supposed to be playing tennis, but one has a shovel, the other is wrapped up in the net, and they have no idea the tennis literate members of society think they are insane.

Glad that worked for you…now try living a few billion other people’s lives and tell me it works.

Just makes me think of car talk