There was an ice cream party for the company. Those who attended were laid off.

Defenestration. Throwing someone out of a window. Example the defenestration of prague

https://youtu.be/7pO39Sh6THg?si=BmOcfhOKk0jzjwxS

This video is really hilarious. Idk if it’s the same bridge or not. Also I know people on Lemmy don’t like links to YouTube but I don’t know how to do the thing.

Another commenter here above would just punch them in the mouth to fix that trouble maker. I wonder if they tried that.

To be fair in my experience it was the troublemakers assaulting me. Children were not a righteous social police force that punished and rewarded specific behaviors.

I feel like if you were the one “punching trouble makers in the mouth” you were probably also an asshole and it’s nice that you justify it to yourself this way I guess

Super Mario world with my dad

Tinder. Really happy, now my wife baby coming soon. Those shitty awful apps can work sometimes

I really liked this story too!

One thing I never understand is that all I ever hear about from Republicans is how old Biden is. While being true and not that I necessarily like Biden no one ever talks about how Trump is only three years younger. Biden has to answer for his age all the time but it’s not a thing Trump typically deals with

Yeah fuck the vaping thing but everything else is cool lol

Be an insensitive asshole

Nice to a fault. I think it’s because I try to be the person I always wish I would have had access to because I’ve never really had any support from anyone.

I got scared and sold lol :(

I can’t snap very well. Or whistle

Tinder. We are married now and expecting a baby

You’re correct. Other than that they don’t really smell.

My mother bought them and gifted them to me, they came from a skunk breeder. She can’t understand that gifting someone an animal is not something anyone should ever do as it’s such a big commitment. Of course I love the skunk and she’s super sweet but still haha.

In my experience they’ve been pretty easy pets though. One wouldn’t think of them being better than a cat but my cats cause me much more stress than she does.

Sounds accurate. My mom has been having that volume of beer for dinner for years

Weirdly enough I’ve had two in my life and one currently. It’s definitely hard to approximate how their personality is as dog or cat. Cat is most similar of the two but really they’re a unique really weird thing lol. Mostly like a weird funny ferret haha

Exactly lol. That’s why currently stuck commuting a bit more than 3 hours a day round trip to work smh