Leon

Shit, I need to step up my game!

Oh my heart. 😭

Bhallanges.

I make software for iron mining.

FORMALDEHYDE FACE!

My job is mostly thinking and pushing buttons.

Oh no, absolutely essential but not essential enough to deserve respect, be paid a living wage, or require good working conditions. Just essential to my comfort.

I think it fits. It’s about as agile as a brick, and Microsoft tries really hard to make it look friendly and approachable.