The word dyslexia already contains poor spelling, for it is dys (abnormal/difficult/impaired) + lexis (speech/word).

they confirmed him dead a little after he was shot, right? would give em some more time

While that does make sense, I think I’ll stick to thinking they’re plural.

what sort of honoric is et al, does it make you plural?

It’s all optics. Pretend to be the boss, how are you going to explain this to your boss? You can’t justify not firing. The current one did it once and its permanently on his record, better to get rid of him and make sure the replacement doesn’t cause a problem until this one is forgotten.

I dont think anything is wrong with the format. Mango is replaced with fruit > subversion of expectation > bondburger (which is always wrong in wordplay so it double works)

kibty

So it must be banned just like the books at the library that republicans deem harmful.

This is like the worst false equivalence I have ever seen.

I mean… some drugs (the medicine kind) are prescribed with birth control because they’re bad for babies. Is meth not bad for the baby?

Also, if I may, what exactly is the criteria for something to be eugenics? I am not well informed; would, for example, not allowing people who wear black socks to have kids be eugenics?

My grandfather died of colon cancer, he had persistent diarrhoea/constipation (probably cycling, never had him clarify) for a year before he sought any medical attention. So yeah get your body checked up, the best thing you can do for cancer is to catch it early.

this coming to me right after I skip dinner for beer

I don’t care, still pretty as f

Caleb, easy choice. Like do you know how great CrossFit is for you? Dude you don’t even need equipment! Just start…

Rude

1. Based, 2. I forgor crazy 8 completely, 3. My mistake, i thought they would be called lenf but English did it’s thing and it’s lymph (it was on our exam today, and none of my roommates got it right. The future of medicine is bright 😁)

Skirts, long or short? What is the name of the character that dies first in breaking bad? Astrological sign? Would you be able to recognize lenf nodes if you looked at them with a microscope? Why 20?

The first thing that came to mind was jack’s films protein shake video

I’ll have you know, your joke was awesome

I am envious