Also the British custom of asking if you’re alright which must adhere to the following script:
“Hiya, you alright?”
“Oh yeah not so bad. You?”
“Yeah not bad.”
You can deviate slightly (“can’t complain”) but under no circumstances must you discuss whether you’re actually alright or not. I’ve genuinely seen this exchange happen at a funeral, with the widower being like “Yeah not so bad…”







I use a yubikey on my laptop, but I use it to make it even harder to log in. It’s set to challenge-response so you have to have the key in and enter a password to unlock LUKS. Bit overkill but it was more just to see if I could do it lol