Cosmonaut_Collin

Freckles are the only way to tell eople and robots apart. Everyone has at least one freckle on their left arm. If they don’t, they’re a robot.

I wish more millionaires and billionaires would use their exorbitant wealth for community service. Clearly they can still be wealthy and make positive impacts in the world.

Shake Penis Hands?

Dude, stop flexing on him. You’re gonna make him cry.

I dig Jerboa. It’s my favorite free Lemmy app.

Then it’s very gay.

But the that brain is his friend. It’s just driving a meat mech.

This is why we should just move to a universal time zone and stop with the day light savings.