Turn your flesh into an AI and you’ll get hired immediately.
Cosmonaut_Collin
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Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate
10·2 months agoI would pick the chocolate that tastes like shit. I would rather not end up with illnesses.
He should have asked if she wants to stay in sometime.
Nah, JD would use a leather couch. It lubricates better and sticks to him when’s he’s sweaty.
Yeah, but it makes me feel smart when I get it working even though I’m running off the back of 100s of other users that are actually smart and listed out the steps online.
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.worldto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Your brain is looking out for you, whether you want it or not.
35·4 months agoWe always see our brain as just a part of us, but we need to remember that we ARE our brain piloting a meat mech.
I have a baby boy and I love when strangers try their best to make my son smile and laugh at them.
Am I crazy for seeing Steve Harvey in the burger?
Freckles are the only way to tell eople and robots apart. Everyone has at least one freckle on their left arm. If they don’t, they’re a robot.
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world•What a lovely thing to do.
88·1 year agoI wish more millionaires and billionaires would use their exorbitant wealth for community service. Clearly they can still be wealthy and make positive impacts in the world.
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Real heroes wear 15 cops on their back
43·1 year agoShake Penis Hands?
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.worldto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Comment on a YT video about Windows on ARM
0·2 years agoI have found that steam proton is a powerful wine machine. I’m not sure if it would help with any of the programs you are trying to run as it does have limits, but I’ve been shoving a ton of .exe files into steam and they usually work flawlessly.
Dude, stop flexing on him. You’re gonna make him cry.
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Which is the best Lemmy app for mobile?
19·2 years agoI dig Jerboa. It’s my favorite free Lemmy app.
Then it’s very gay.
But the that brain is his friend. It’s just driving a meat mech.
This is why we should just move to a universal time zone and stop with the day light savings.
Well now I feel silly for not thinking about doing that.


There will be with the nuclear winter.