FU. We’re staying on Dean Dean for now.

Pretty much every bird looks cuter than adults after a couple weeks old.

Baby birds all cuter after they like 2 weeks old. A ton of newborn things look pretty ugly.

You mean you can’t just get Apple’s driver to work on Linux by turning it off and on again enough times?

Ok. Cool.

But how are teens the losers in this?

How so?

I guess it’s how you interpret it? I thought it was a good ending and spoke to an endless loop of humanity and meaninglessness.

Loved Chuck Norris vs abe Lincoln. “I gotta bucket full of my head and I’m about to make it raaaiiin”

It still runs great, but I had to force the install using “Shizuku” and “install with options”.

Only bad thing is there’s no smart watch functionality

I love my pirated Pandora apk. Had it since like 2012.

As a child or in college?

What does that have to do with it?

I mean, killing, plucking, and gutting a chicken is a huge pita. Depending on where you live, a few chickens for eggs can be done pretty cheaply. Not as easy or cheap as buying eggs.

If you’re living in Brooklyn and not making six figures, you don’t need to be living in Brooklyn.

It would be hilariously awesome if they stuck flock cameras in GTA 6 and you got paid like $10 for each one you destroyed. Like an ongoing side quest.

Lol that I’d tell people at fire house subs to fuck off if they asked for onions. Man, that’d be great!

Nope. Had no idea.

I’m a firefighter. So I only sort of work in a kitchen. Whenever I’m the one making dinner for us all.

Odds aren’t that high at this point. I’m not all wrinkly, but I’m old enough to remember the before times, when the Internet didn’t exist.

Yeah. Raw onions are just about the only food ingredient I absolutely can’t stand to eat. But I love sauteed onions. I work at a fire house and do a lot of the cooking on shift. If anyone bitches about a lack of onions, I tell them I’ll add onions at the same time I add Habaneros. I love crazy hot stuff, but contrary to popular firefighter belief, most of the guys are huge weenies when it comes to spicy.

I just can’t get behind suits like this.

There’s never been any rules on limits of how much fun or entertainment is too much fun or entertainment in the digital world. Getting sued for someone wanting to do something too much? How many people have to cross the threshold of doing something to an unhealthy degree before it’s too many and turns illegal? Or turns to be able to sue. “Your app\game\tech made me want to be on it all the time, so I’m suing you because I want to use it too much”

Where’s the limit for this? Should blizzard get sued for world of warcraft? Clash of Clans? All of at least the US was addicted to TV for decades. Do we sue Sony for making the TV, or do we sue Fox because the new episode of the X Files had to be watched so I couldn’t go out Friday night at 9pm?

Where is the limit supposed to be? I despise Meta, but it doesn’t mean I want some bullshit precedent to be set to put some gray area upper limit on how good something is allowed to be before it causes legal issues.