Yeah like that but meaner ↑

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My little cousin loves these SCPs and likes to tell me about them at family get togethers. Thank you for creating his hobby, Bob Ross ❤️

Yeah, I’m seeing this and want to scream at the people around me “What are you doing? Don’t you see why this is suddenly happening”.

It’s kind of GTFO-time

The only time in my life I managed to in public was because I had fit it into my work schedule. The routine + the body high were the only reasons I went for as long as I did. It also helped to be planning by meals according to my exercise so I had the pressure to never waste any of that extra work I was doing. But that was before people constantly recording on their phones became a thing.

Now I just do whatever bare minimum I can at home

Honey it’s time to watch another 8 consecutive hours of TV on a second screen while zoning out.

Yuh, lemmitors wetting the bed over a gimmick account means I don’t curate my feed. Great logical throughline. Here’s a better one: A rando using a defunct letter is of equivalent emotional threat to a troll

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God. White people steal literally everything

Ants are pretty into that shit, especially if you’re diabetic

I don’t want rapey dudes to think they can move on me without the risk of winding up dead. Same goes for cops. That’s the one social contract that they can’t disregard.

Stop making talk of how I fun :'(

'Murica

Stop hanging out with my NSA agent

So inspiring that America has pivoted to rehabilitating pedophiles in the workforce. I knew y’all would eventually grow out of punitive justice

When people are working I like to tell them I hope it goes by quickly. They prob’ly tired.

Depends on if what he screwed up was children

Despicable me ass-havin-legs

Bankrupted millionaires and dead idiots aren’t the ones diving foreign policy. Mostly anyway. Some specific rich dead idiots obviously still have us by the balls but it’s the living ones who call most of the shots

Oh hell yeah. I hope I can find this pirated somewhere. It sounds really good. They missed an opportunity to add my favorite Joe Biden quote to the trailer though:

“Were there not an Israel, the United States of America would have to invent an Israel to protect her interest in the region.”