…so is this “FitGirl” in the room with us right now?

Oh, that one’s easy! Just use the internet archivenevermind.

Don’t feed the AI

Why not get a small 1l cup instead?

Paradoxically, exercising makes your heart beat slower, this increasing your lifespan.

Sadly all that is undone by the time you’d have to spend exercising instead of enjoying life.

My beloved

But that extremely expensive NFT I bought has my name on it, not yours. Therefore it is owned by me and nobody else.

No I won’t show it to you.

Power (not adidas, the brand is power) backpacks are good. Spent like 25 bucks a decade ago and it only needed some stitches. Was daily use for most of that time, too!

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

They even teased it man… Pretty sure every kid has an existential crisis when they searched for that sequel in Google and found out it didn’t exist.

I save the documents in a usb and format all my drives. Can’t have backup troubles if you never back anything up.

I like to pretend that I’m inherently superior to them :)

Hey that’s the inception place!

That’s why it’s always between 1 and 100. Never seen one without an upper and lower bound.

Never break more than one rule at a time. Example: don’t drive drunk if you’re black.

Because the cunts at social media companies want to censor every fucking thing. I don’t want to swear, but I am forced to do so In order to fill the chasm left by any large company deciding to be thought police and robbing us of our ability to use colorful language.

Also the way words “retard” and “retarded” sound is funny, so I opt to use them any time I need to refer to someone or something stupid.

Why friend shaped then?

Boy have I got news for you

Balboa

I format my drives once every couple years. Makes me think real hard about what to keep.

…or just never upvote and down vote?