Reminds me of the sexy guy I met at the hotel pool the day before my breast cancer surgery and his only hesitancy was “Is it contagious?”

Nope. Those are all non-violent actions against fascism. But we’re starting to worry that non-violent peaceful actions have been ineffective, and beginning to wish for civil violence because bloodshed would be guaranteed to get rid of the 1% of people who are making life miserable for 99% of the population.

15-20 jumbo sized olives = 30-40 regular size olives. Adjust your intake accordingly.

Yeah, why’d they make the drainage slots so pareidolia?

Interesting. Please explain how AC/DC can be correlated with bisexuality? I’m trying to picture the physical attributes/mechanics of alternating current & direct current plugs 🤔 Or do you mean the band AC/DC was literally bisexual 🤣

I always interpreted it as an apartment in a tall building. Each apartment is a small one-level unit.

Yes I read it every 5 times you explained it. Yes it’s fun and relatively harmless, but I still guarantee there are some autistic people nearby who’d be up to the challenge of narrowing down all the possible birthdates of someone whose answer was “Tina Turner What’s Love GotToDoWithIt.”

But why cat missing uppermost portion of cranium?

True, but we weren’t allowed to talk about it & didn’t have a word for it until 1995.

/s I guess, I dunno

Ok so for those of us not fluent in French, could you please translate “La Rôche-Posay” for us so we stop chortling like middle schoolers?

For “m” years? Are we using alphabetic variables instead of numbers in our Lemmy comments now?

Thought-terminating cliche. I just wanted to write those 3 words because I’m so proud it’s one of very few facts I have in my brain & is easily retrievable without any research or strain.

I manually typed a zero. Auto-formatting must’ve changed it when I wasn’t looking. It was auto populating each number every time I hit enter, which was super annoying. I will edit it to phonetic zero now.

I’m now glad that I’ve never misunderstood the lyrics to that song.

Is this another one of those data mining tricks? Nice try. I’m not giving a bunch of Internet strangers any hints what month & year I was born. What’s your next post gonna be? Correlate this list of quirky words with each digit of your social security number to find your band name?

1. Symbiotic
2. Patriotic
3. Spasmodic
4. Rapscallions
5. Pescatarian
6. Octogenarians
7. Scapegoats
8. Landsharks
9. Slimeballs

(zero.) Juggernaut

Someone please explain the origin story of this meme cat who looks like he was lobotomized.

Ah yes, maybe that’s why someone along the way recommended pushing all the buttons until we hit the right one 😄

I’ve never seen/heard blaring ads on an EV charger.

SHhhhhhh! Don’t give Big EV any ideas!

Some/most gas stations that auditorily assault us like this also have the option to mute the sound. Usually a vertical row of buttons on the right side of the screen, push each button sequentially from top to bottom and the sound might mute.

If that had been the case they would’ve written “SLOL.”