Are you telling me there is a secret number of clicks for each error? Ohhh boy why didn’t I learned this before!

That escalated quickly…

Silver lining: he is honest. I’ll take an honest hate over BS niceties.

My local cafe had one they adopted from the street (or she adopted the whole cafe). She would choose random people to jump on their laps and demand pets. Even though I’m a dog a person I miss her. Not because she passed away but because I moved away. I’m guessing she is still extorting pets.

Fun Fact: While most canines have eyebrow movements dogs are the only one that have wide range of movements meaning their evolution also included emotional manipulation of humans. Source: people around who makes an owwww sound when they see the puppy eyes.