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What is this something that is telling you these things? Is it in the room with you?

We had memes before anchorman…

That happens when you’re a dickless pussy.

Because it’s a little known fact that Kenny G owns all the elevator Sound systems in the world.

Because you forgot to add procrastination to the required job.

The torrentino add-on is what you want.

A bird after my own heart.

How does a person, let’s say me, befriend crows? I really want to be their friend, but I don’t know how to.

Well, I feel personally attacked…

We can still do the abd install tho ay?

This is why you lost that race.

Nah, but I did pass out, so that might be something.

I did it today, the remote was too far away, so no harm in trying to see if I’ve accessed the force.

Mine just got covid and won’t be here for a week, it’s a good day today, well for me.

That would make a great scp, a cabin that turns you into the Unabomber .

Game recognise game.

Because they absolutely love Ted Kaczynski, they didn’t just take his cabin and put it in a warehouse, they painstakingly took it apart and built it back to exactly how it was before , all the way down to the placement of pens.

I hope he’s doing what he did the last time he got taken off air, and just starts wandering the streets screaming about conspiracy theories like the homeless nutjob he was always supposed to be.

That a group of presidents, businessmen and ultra rich people from around the world get together for a secret summer camp in the woods where they worship an owl.

The satanist shit came after he went fully nuts.This was back when he still had working brain cells.

He was right about Bohemian Grove, infact the reason we know what we do about that is because of him sneaking in to film it.