I would have to go with landmines. If that isn’t enough of a deterrent, and claymores or even some bouncing betties.

Bogos binted?

He says what everyone’s thinking!

My guess is a 3D movie mixed with a 6DoF motion setup. 9D still sounds stupid though.

Apparently, this is the code for a Hello World program in Malbolge:

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