It was little Bobby Tables

You just forgot about the ice and cream portion didn’t you?

Remember, if you can’t light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.

Organic food rots, ewww. Processed food can last forever, yayyyy!

I design optics and I’ve seen a return request because they “couldn’t see the target” and included photos to show what they meant. The customer installed it backwards and didn’t bother trying the other way.

Waterloo Grape is the closest to an actual sugar-soda taste I’ve had. Does a great job at fooling your mind and tastes like grape. I also like the Ginger-lime combos from them and Nixie. Ginger does a lot to add flavor.

I’m pretty sure David Copperfield made it disappear few years earlier.

I fantasize about having a maid because I hate cleaning my house. Maybe they too find cleaning tedious.

Nearest grocery store is just a 50min drive

The automated services are quite nice. Ive enjoyed not managing a seed box for a while but it is the only guaranteed way these days.

Pay for piracy? That’ll get ya the plank!

Losing fmovies wasn’t the bad thing as there are dozens of clones. It’s the hosting services that really took a hit. The reliable ones have been down for a while. The ones left buffer much slower and can’t handle peak times as well. Those years with fmovies really felt like the golden age of piracy.

She won gold before ever making it to Paris

Nobody has ever asked for more teeth when getting a DJ

When my cat is staring me in my eyes I swear he’s trying to mind control me.

I use canola oil and salt and rub it in. Always cleans it out and the ingredients are cheap.

I stumbled into an optics development project over a decade ago. Today I develop multiple systems a year and know the math behind it pretty well, although I use the dedicated software. I’ve also worked on the manufacturing of lenses. I’ve always been into photography and hope to start a niche camera lens company in the US just like MS optics in Japan.

Pancakes is just wheat bologna.