I love the idea that they’re at two adjacent tables, each one staring at the other wondering why they hate them.
I love the idea that they’re at two adjacent tables, each one staring at the other wondering why they hate them.
Ah yeah, that’s the good stuff. I always got the side-bound version.
In the rare occasions that my wife needs to use my phone, I need to type my (12 digit) pincode out on a number pad and read it back to her to be sure I get it right. I can type it flawlessly a dozen times a day but if I try to recite it, I screw up the order.
Part of me still misses TripTiks. It was fun to go through them ahead of trips and always have that nicely printed, spiral bound book with you on the road.
At some point in the 90s they automated TripTiks with the idea that you’d print them at home yourself. It was all the same info but the magic was gone.
My almost 18 year old lady makes me play follow the leader every morning. She needs a pill, but before she’ll let me grab her we have to walk around the house so she can show me the things that are hers.
My 4 year old likes to watch screens and is particularly enamored with the little webcam views in Teams. So he shows up almost every morning for my stand-up meeting.
It saddens me a little when I see people that I like still using the bird corpse. Harry is empowering Elon by burning him.
Rich people can get away with anything. Maybe we’re the fools for not connecting this to the Kardashians. Kim, Chloe, and… another one are trying to influence who’ll be Japan’s new prime minister because one of them wants to crack down on influencer tourism.
Oatmeal flavored with a mix of sweet chili sauce and soy sauce or cheerios.
We are Meow Bob-omb and we are here to make you think about tuna and feel fluffy and stuff!
Based on my year end wrap up things Pearl Jam is my favorite band. I’m in the top 0.01% of listeners on Tidal, and the same was true when I was on Spotify.
They just came out with a new album called “Dark Matter” that is quite good (though I think I liked the last album a bit better). I’d put “Riot Act” as my favorite album of there’s, but I think I might point you toward a song on what is probably my least favorite album (Back Spacer), Unthought Known
Am I the only one scanning the image for a well hidden Saddam?
Ow! My balls! from Idiocracy
There’s been some stuff coming out lately that makes me think this show isn’t far off.
Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery from Invader Zim
Come to Zim!
Pepsi Co seems to really love Yellow #5, they spread it far and wide.
One of them is filled with a dye that turns mice transparent, and other other is crab juice.
I stopped visiting very shortly after it opened up because every post was stuff like you said:
I used to think I just had extra shitty neighbors, but I’ve heard similar from a lot of people.
I’m normally an inbox-zero kind of person, because unaddressed notifications are super stressful for me. But I haven’t used gmail for anything but spam in a several years so this prompted me to go have a look:
3,958 in my inbox - and instead of stress, I love it. Over 1300 of those are because I, apparently, never deleted my xenophobia.com nextdoor account.
I am immortal
I have inside me cud of kings
Find a pic if Eugene Mirman in a Beefsquatch mask and add it to the background, and you get: “blue jean beam sans beans featuring Eugene as Gene.”
Start it with Jermaine Stewart’s “We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off” and they become reluctant at the start and left out at the end.