Work on the backlog! Of what? Anything! My back log of books, video games, hobby projects sitting half finished in my workshop! My boss would stop by and I’d have my soldering iron and extractor fans set up and I’d be like “Yeah, I’m waiting on the phones right now.”

I had no early warnings. I woke up one morning with blurred vision after a bad cold, went to the doctor, had a 600 blood sugar, A1C of 12.1, and they had me admitted.

Upon further introspection, constipation.

Hilarious, no notes.

Taking a life is not easy. The burden wears heavy. You can see this in the driver’s worried face. Unfortunately for us, like in the Stephen King movie Christine, there are Eldritch car gods beyond our comprehension who hate things like small animals and unclear roadways. This God blesses the car (and by proxy the driver) as the check engine light was due to its lack of blood lubricant.

The comic is perfectly consistent, picnic.

I never rubbed my feet on Charlie Murphy’s Couch…

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Upvotes higher than views? Considering how many lurkers there are? Considering even people who engage with a post don’t necessarily upvoter? They said 8k views, 12k upvotes. Even if those numbers are reverse, that’s an insane engagement ratio.

Muh-weep Muh-weep Muh-weep

Fine, females, fine, fellas. Alliteration, my dude? “Wonderful on women, worse on… Whitey?” “Great for girls (er…), garish on guys” “Mejor para mujeres, es peor para papas”

Yeah, there’s better ways to do it but it’s more effort than anyone should put in to a shit post.

I took an almost 50% pay cut leaving a job once. I received training, skills and equipment and I use those to support things I am aligned with. Now I work a job that doesn’t pay as well and isn’t quite so reprehensible, then on the side I assist in-need charities and groups.

I assume FOSS dudes taking Microsoft money can at least steer the ship to try to funnel more effort to those programs or at least use the insider knowledge to improve the code base overall.

Nintendo Developer Kit

I always say “I love driving which is why I hate driving anywhere.” I would love to have a fleet of vehicles I could really drive but laws, traffic, maintenance, etc. Driving isn’t fun in the same way other things are because you need a lot of space or a lot of money to enjoy it. Drawing? I can do that with a No. 2 I swiped from IKEA. Can’t exactly take my commuter to Monza without running up a bill.

Does… Does that mean he kills them after?

Because I could see that.

Y’all remember when the U.S. Army bombed Pat Tillman and tried to make him out to be a hero?

Not calling the guy anything close to Weasel but, man, they really tried.

Yeah, D gets you at least four entirely different types of cuisine and Australian stuff will still have that Euro/American vibe. Only downside is you’ll technically be allowed to eat Vegemite.

Yeah, apparently HR has some issues with “I would slice a Nazis head off for free, don’t even ask me what I’d pay to do it.”

It’s ‘humane’ to shoot the deer in the heart! You’re not supposed to give the deer a rectal exam with them!

The NCR ranger puts an “Artic Life” sticker on his armor before pointing at it and saying “Patrolling the Mojave, eh? EH?!”

Salt, as in ‘salt water,’ life.

But lizards do have salt flats and the shirts spread faster than the knowledge of what the fuck a salt life is so…

It’s just a sticker for your F250.

I mean, it’s an Office reference first and foremost.

Killing people is fine but you realize a ton of early hip-hop and West Coast rap was explicitly about not loving the homies, right? Even Superman didn’t get a pass on Rapper’s Delight…