Language is fake and there are no rules. So long as it doesn’t actively impede the ability for people to be understood, there is no need to “correct” language. (Even then, maybe you could just ask for clarification instead of being a self righteous prick about it) You sound like that teacher who would condescendingly ask “I don’t know can you use the restroom???” when you would ask “can I use the bathroom?” instead of “may I use the restroom?” Nobody likes that teacher. And, because I’m a leftist on the internet, I need to point out that refusing to address someone until they “spoke right” is some Jim Crow era shit that can and has been used to enforce bigotry of all sorts. Pull the English 101 book out of your anus

Is that like 3rd base for ferengi?

The one I’ve heard is, if you spilled a glass of red wine on it, how hard would you work to clean/fix it? It’s more in the vein of decluttering as opposed to replacing furniture. So obv your couch and TV are exceptions

Steve Jobs my balls

It’s marketed like its AGI, so we should treat it like AGI to show that it isn’t AGI. Lots of people buy the bullshit

Yw 😘

“under bed restraints” is what you’re looking for, I don’t feel like digging up the link for my exact ones from years ago lol

I also have those, would recommend

Timmy want robux?

I probably fit the “inclusive bisexual” definition better but prefer the label pan. I also like the bi flag better so if I’m ever throwing a flag up it’s usually bi lol. I use pan because I’m agender and it feels kinda weird to say that gender is something I care about when it isn’t, but I find myself more attracted to people that present either androgynous or feminine, but not really masc (except for the ladies sometimes). All that to say, these labels are basically pointless and only serve to (poorly) provide a surface level summary of whatever the hell is going on in our heads

The first person to experience that, along with their doctors, must’ve been freaking the fuck out lmao

Oink

Pourover gang here to also flex on this guy’s roach tea.

Fr though, I dealt* with roaches for years and it was legitimately traumatizing. Any time I feel something brush my leg or I catch a glimpse of something dark in the corner of my eye I begin to panic. I’ve woken up in a cold sweat because I would have dreams of roaches and shit. Truly awful experience

Who?

And way more in repairs

She grim on my reap til I er

Gotta be conic, they’re timeless and iconic

Haha, saw your edit! Sorry you’re getting flamed

Oof for Palestine in quotations or oof for support of Palestine?

It really is. I’m still not over Morrissey haha