Have you ever heard of China
Asses to asses, butts to butts
Have you ever heard of China
Dating in Wisconsin
Oh to be a fat lizard eating free salads for life
Sign me up for foodborne illness! Which is exactly what I said when I booked my trip to North Korea.
This child vapes ☝️
That’s enough time on planet earth for me
He’s mostly just been eating lettuce
I was gonna send this to my wife but he wouldn’t get the joke
*who also shreds on guitar
Let’s get you to bed, gramps
Hell yeah brother, settle the score
First one, then the other
The queen of england was a human tho
Two days ago it was 100° and 100% humidity. Get the me the fuck outta here.
This guy practiced on beer cans back home
“you won’t eat it, pussy”
- my son to my grandson
They already know how to do those things, right boys!?
I’m sorry
I recognize that “this child is getting too damn heavy for this” face