My black cat was " puppie cat " . We would go for walks every day, he would hunt mice in the field and come running when I’d call him. He wasn’t afraid of anything, he would beat a fox’s ass if it messed with him

I had a black cat. He was cool as fuck. I would leave work early to hang out with him. He would piss on my car tire every day when I got home then we would go for walks. He would bop my fore head with his paw to wake me up early every morning. Best cat ever

My aunt always drops off the fucking best, most fattening, rich meals ( “church food” ) and it is always on a plate or bowl from that company that her family has had since at least the 80’s. I will not stop eating from those dishes, I don’t even care , it’s worth it.

Crime pays botany doesn’t

Just saw a new video. I think he found a girlfriend. He’s a good dude. Happy for him

I fuck with Steve . Solid dude living the dream I always had as a kid on a road trip: " I could build a fort and camp in the middle of that traffic circle and nobody would ever know I was there"

Fine work 👏👏👏

LSD and a blast of DMT at the right moment > mushrooms

I know your user name now send me $1,000,000 or I’m going to tell your parents

A couple friends found out my reddit user name once after I made a post and sent one of them a picture from the post. A few minutes went by and I got a text “oh shit your on reddit ha ha”

I was like damn I fucked up! but then I realized I’m one of the few people that is exactly the same in real life

List of instances to block please and why ?

It takes a couple days . Trust me bro

Zen mind, Beginners mind