i became friends with someone who worked there. even after they quit, i still have the same plan.

unlimited everything, 3 lines, free netflix, free HBO max, $90

employees get like 5 of those plans to give out to friends and family. its worth

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as a milennial who was very much alive and in school in 1995 (~5th grade for me), you may need to reimagine what a boomer is. my parents are boomers, lol.

my old ISA graphics card would like a word. :p

i bet that motorola cable is gold. : D

my parents are too religious for me to have children. i will not bring a child into this world while religion is forced on anyone. i will not be having children (married; 40 years old)

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i am in a mild climate, so it doesnt have to work too hard.

i only need 1: Raining Tacos by Perry Gripp.