He breaks through the enemy lines, gets coronated… And injected with Estrogen.

It’s pretty cool but like all connectors, it fails eventually.

It’s also one of the most inescapable songs on public radio ever.

I don’t know if it’s just where I am in life but I… I just can’t be fucked to do stuff man, I’m too ADHD, depressed, autistic, busy, stressed, whatever I don’t know.

I buy canned tomato sauce from Sam’s Club and meatballs. It’s actually reasonably good sauce, they usually have some decent pasta on offer of some variety. That’s about as much as you can really ask of me at this point in my life.

It looks impressive on the surface but if you approach it with any genuine scrutiny it falls apart and you can see that it doesn’t know how to draw for shit.

I find it helpful to chat about a topic sometimes as long as it’s not based on pure facts, You can talk about your feelings with it.

I just want a block community button on the main page so I don’t have to open the “HUGEGAPINGASSHOLES” community up to block it (none of the images in the headliner are censored despite blurring being on).

No offense to people who are into that I just don’t want it on my front page

I use nitro for emotes, everything else is just them annoying the fuck out of me.

I mean really I’d prefer a four door but more for carrying… A little more stuff? I don’t know, I really want a Rivian but they’re like 80k and all.

I mostly want a four door so I can throw shit in the back.

That’s all well and good if you want one.

I want a plug-in hybrid, and almost every option is either unflattering or expensive https://www.caranddriver.com/features/g15377500/plug-in-hybrid-car-suv-vehicles/

I’m tired of fuckin hatchbacks, I just want a regular car, not an SUV, not a truck, just, a fucking car car.

Also they were fun and comfy and shit and the TSA wasn’t the TSA

I mean if I run out of RPG ammo in GTA I can buy more for a universal currency I don’t have to keep beating crime lords down with a big stick until one of them drops a fresh one.

Meanwhile I read the books as an artful evasion of an english assignment as a child but the movies just seemed too long for me to digest.

Maybe if they were packaged as a TV show but not at all changed in terms of content I could manage to get through it all in a day or so

Also I can’t look past the fact that there’s absolutely no way that they wouldn’t establish a form of nonverbal communication. ASL? Enthusiastic head nodding?!

It’s called a Pipette

https://www.amazon.com/Rienar-Disposable-Transfer-Graduated-Pipettes/dp/B00P7QZDK4

The fact that it’s in a cocktail is equally mystifying to me.

It’s alright but I think the low res weird mouse thing mascot isn’t the best, I’ve always hated reddit’s smug bastard shitty alien thing though.

Also it feels relatively empty even though there’s data to back there being half a million users.

Also the language filtering is super imperfect to the point I can’t use it, so I have to manually filter out 500 non-english communities.

The final boss of Windows is to crowbar out a metric shitton of bullshit and you do it with a bunch of registry tweaks and GPedit

I just want one that won’t just be like “I"m sowwy miss I can’t talk about that 🥺”

[maliciously pulls out food handling gloves and tweezers]

Sort of falls in with the “we are a single spark” thing, like, yup, there are 50 different ways the universe could just kind of end all of human history forever.