You can melt down all the medals and cups I have and they wouldn’t be a plating for the twenty-four karat friendship that I felt for Luz Long at that moment.

What a bad ass

We’re gonna go to New York. We’re gonna go to Vermont. We’re gonna go to Oregon. We’re gonna go to Pittsburgh and Pennsylvania. We’re going to Cancun for spring break. We’re gonna go to Montreal. We’re going to Vancouver. I’m going all over the world. And then, I’m coming all the way to Wateron DC to take back the White House…pyahhhh💪👉

It was a symptoms checker questionnaire on https://www.additudemag.com/

20%
($19.00)
terrible

$ alias please="sudo"  

$ alias stay="shutdown"  

$ please stay_  

Y’all are fancy with your hanging shirts. I use a drawer system. Top shelf are my everyday shirts. Second shelf are my socializing t-shirts. If I’m hitting the third shelf, it’s because I need to do laundry. I refuse to wear collars unless I have to because someone will get upset. They are so distracting and annoying rubbing on my neck and looking like I’m going to church. I seriously wonder to myself how people wear a button down shirt tucked in to their tight jeans just to be at home. It just looks soooo tight, restrictive, and generally uncomfortable. Shoot, I’m in jeans rn only because my roomie has company coming over. Otherwise, I’d be chillaxing in some soft sweats or pjs.

I got a set of undershirts I bought ~4 years going strong.

I have that too! I could go days without eating if I don’t make an effort. I even have a personal rule that if I haven’t eaten by 2p, I have to stop whatever I’m doing and eat. However, if I exercise, my appetite kicks in, so it’s best that I have an exercise regiment if I want to stay eating regular.

That, and when you touch raw meat, you have to wash them to avoid cross-contamination. So you’re hands are constantly wet then getting dried, the towel gets to wet, and your hands get too dry.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®”

computer money invented to buy drugs

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®”

I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs®

Years ago, a central banker killed my partner.

he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

I haven’t laughed this much in sooooo long! omg lmaoooo All those ™ and ® in the stupid commands omg I can’t rn

lol, I get that part, but how can they assess the presence of weapons if it’s blurred.

I believe ✌👽

El queso esta viejo y podrido 🦕

What’s the point of scanning someone at that level of precision if they can’t even see it? Seems pretty pointless to me.

So TSA is practically seeing everyone naked? Is that for real?

👋😄

And then when you fall, the stomp on you for being a PoS.

Fine, I’ll install Arch (btw). You can stop trying to convince me now.

it’s what it’s

They would still have to go through that ridiculous install following the Wiki, so I think that they are be pretty well educated on updates.