



$ man woman
No manual entry for woman
🤷♂️


Lucky guess


When you have to make presentations to people who have more money than computer skills.
alias murder="kill -9"


Are you sure they’re hitting the hostname and not just the IP directly?


My favorite is where this guy is sharing his favorite comment, then links to it:
There’s a little dipshit inside all of us.
The Brazilian has no bush.


Is the Devonian period what we call the time during which the band Devo was active?
I could go for some Kool-aid right about now.
Just wait until you discover fish/zsh autosuggestions.
I can’t tell if she’s saying “AAAHH!” or “AAAHH!”


Fuck you, Jennifer B. Johnston.


Congratulations on not dying since the last time the earth went around the sun!
That was back when politicians actually felt shame.
…then bake it.
…
…you don’t have to bake.
🤔
I never would have got there.
Not quite.