I can’t stand touch, and look unhappy most the time.

Today i had a choke point hip check and a “i need help” lady asking me for judgement on which of her melons was ripest.

I hate going “browse” shopping because women are weird. I usually get in, get what i need, and gtfo.

I’m married, 44, overweight, wearing a black puffy coat, and balding.

My wife makes fun of me because of how uncomfortable i am with people getting in my personal space.

She caught a shot of a lady reaching between my legs to get a bag of chips today, and I’m ultra skeeved. Ruined my whole fucking day. 🫩

If a man did this they would get kicked out of the dang trader Joe’s.

  • groucho@lemmy.sdf.org
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    17 days ago

    She caught a shot of a lady reaching between my legs to get a bag of chips today, and I’m ultra skeeved. Ruined my whole fucking day. 🫩

    Turn around, make eye contact. “Before I move, anything else you need while I’m here? No? Just wanted to make sure.” It doesn’t just have to be awkward for you.

  • quickenparalysespunk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    20 days ago

    that is f***ing creepy and an assault. that woman should be hung by her toes and tattooed “personal space invader” on her damn stupid face!

    i would audibly berate her while walking away without giving her a chance to reply…