You know what they say about camping sex? It’s fucking in tents.
Seriously tho, fucking outdoors is the best. Hammock camping and fucking is awesome, hammocks are basically a sex swing without having to tote all the hardware.
Guys…
It’s the second best time to plant a tree. 😢
I know it’s not the intended use, but can you sit comfortably and relax in a sex swing? I like the idea of a tree swing with neck and leg support. I’d take naps out there.
Yes but your legs will be spread eagle and someone might come out of the bush and hit you in the nuts.
A carabiner should be able to solve that.
Postural health and taking care of your cervical spine are very important, of course.
Nature, you a little…
Now THAT’S pod racing!
Not having ants up your ass bad?
Not a lie was spoken.
Good old Jonathan Coulton. Guy who did the closing songs for Portal and Portal 2.
What, they’re enjoying the outdoors? And that’s somehow bad? If that offends you, maybe you should avert your eyes.
I don’t see anyone making the claim that it is bad and for all, we know it is op’s swing.
Why are you acting like someone said it is bad? Honestly, it feels like it is projection over your own shame over your preferences. But obviously I don’t know and I don’t claim that it is the case. Just saying, it makes that impression to me.