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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Filter feeder behavior

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bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.au
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    2 days ago

    Like legit, how does he eat a burger?

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      He doesn’t. He eats krill. Maybe read OP?

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        Could we feed him a burger to see what happens?

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          I feel like unless it’s a krill burger, he wouldn’t even be interested.

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            We’ll just spread a layer of krill over the burger and trick him into eating it.

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              Why are you trying to trick this noble creature into eating a fucking burger?

              • ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.au
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                For science!

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                  A real biologist would respect the creatures they researched.

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                    That’s why I’m a fake biologist! No need for pesky regulations. I’m just out there feeding burgers to wild animals.

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      I was more wondering about how he ate soup tbh.
      Does he stay away from soup entirely, or does he do a two handed lift and slurp manoeuvre, or is it full strainer mode with an added bristle lick and slurp at the end?
      Enquiring minds need to know!!!

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        It think the soup slowly filters though it and drip feeds him over a period of time.

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        when I had a long mustache I had to kinda form it up onto my lips and curl it up in order to eat. I imagine this guy has to take a comb to it and get it moved upward

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      With a knife and fork like any other civilised person.

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        I initially thought this was a reply to the soup one so this is especially funny to me

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      Twice, I’d imagine.

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