“Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but Today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.” - Master Oogway

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Ancient wisdom paraphrased into modern terms

I’m too much of a loser to ever have had kids, but when I see other kids growing up as defeated and depressed as I am, it makes me feel like I need another Ativan.

Living in the present, the only thing real…