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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago

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    Bobby Tables?

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      Exploits of a Mom - xkcd
      https://xkcd.com/327/

    • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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      You know a comic has reached legendary status when “Bobby Tables” is the first thing to come to mind for so many of us

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      I think in this case the joke is more about intrusive thoughts

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    Be honest. That database isn’t very good anyway. You’re doing them all a favor.

    -Brain

  • bungle_in_the_jungle@lemmy.world
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    This shouldn’t be this funny. I need to go to bed.

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    DATABASE, DATABASE, JUST LIVING IN THE DATABASE, WOAH OHH! ~

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      Hey, the data is all gone

    • Kaijobu@discuss.tchncs.de
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      The wall of pure fiction 's cracking in my head,

      And the addiction of my world still spreads ~

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    just one little drop

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      As a treat!

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    DROP THE data BASE!

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    Silly lungs. You extract oxygen from air. Putting air into the bloodstream is very bad.

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    I don’t get it. Maybe I don’t work enough with databases or it’s because English isn’t my native language. I know what drop DB does in SQL but it’s also not a relatable thought for me and I also can’t detect any pun. Also: Why have all the other organs eyes? If there’s any organ with eyes connected to it, shouldn’t it be the brain?

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      The entire joke is that every organ has a purpose, and the purpose of your brain is to make bad decisions.

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        Thank you.

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      Are you driving? Did you ever have the impulse to just jerk your steering wheel and crash into that tree rapidly approaching at 120mph?

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thought

      The comic plays off of that.

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        Yes, I have had these thoughts and the call of the void. I never had them when working with databases though (I try to avoid SQL) so my thoughts went in a different direction.

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      Why have all the other organs eyes? If there’s any organ with eyes connected to it, shouldn’t it be the brain?

      No eyes + happy face ⇒ more intimidating

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    Brain or testicle?

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