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Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

If hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?

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If hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?

Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz
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    You might want to treat yourself to some better quality paper.

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      Wiping your ass with silk is still significantly more friction than water

      • The Pantser@lemmy.world
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        Idk, water split the grand canyon, water sounds dangerous. /s

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          Big, if true

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      I do both, using a bidet just makes sense.

      Do you use the shower or do you clean your entire body with paper towels?

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      Toilet Paper is a lie!

      • Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz
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        Meh, bidets are a lie too. Give yourself an enema, make sure you’re clean inside and out!

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        Toilet Paper is a lie!

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