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suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago

The government doesn't use SQL

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The government doesn't use SQL

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suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what’s going on.

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    lol. You mean vba macros.

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      I feel personally attacked right now.

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      Microsoft Access,

      unironically.

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        Doesn’t MS Access still use SQL?

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          No idea. The only reason I ever used it was to convert an “Access DB Application” to a modern application for a client.

          I received the original application and a dump of the all the data for my work, but I have no idea where it came from.

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