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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago
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    Ok so this one just isn’t fair.

    Two possibilities end up with me dead, two end up with millions dead, and one ends up with me being unemployed.

    Sorry not sorry Team A and B, sacrifices must be made.

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      Wait, which one leaves you unemployed?

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        The lack of standards path of course.

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          Unless you work for the committee or for ISO somehow, then I don’t think that really follows. C++ and JavaScript were both used in production for decades before they had standards, and the dissolution of the standards committee wouldn’t cause compiler vendors to stop developing compilers.

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            Ok.

            Fair.

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