Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months agoTrolley problemsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1609
arrow-up1609imageTrolley problemsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months agomessage-square89fedilink
minus-squareSteve Dice@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·5 months agoSo you’re saying there’s a 100% chance the comitees get vaporized by choosing the bottom track.
minus-squareAshelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 months agoWell, no. In scenario A they are instantly vaporized. In scenario B they are brutally sliced into multiple pieces and crushed to death, rather painfully depending on the speed of the trolley.
minus-squareSteve Dice@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoYou need to study up on your trolleys. That’s clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000.
So you’re saying there’s a 100% chance the comitees get vaporized by choosing the bottom track.
Well, no.
In scenario A they are instantly vaporized. In scenario B they are brutally sliced into multiple pieces and crushed to death, rather painfully depending on the speed of the trolley.
You need to study up on your trolleys. That’s clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000.