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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Yeah, am I right fellas

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Yeah, am I right fellas

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world
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    but nowadays we also have the myth of semen retention.

    What? Never heard that phrase. What’s it all about?

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      A dumb myth that states if you ejaculate, you’ll lose testosterone, vital energy, etc.

      Popular in incel circles.

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        Wasn’t it technically true? Except the test levels off naturally after a while if you don’t so there’s no real difference except maybe your lifts will be better for a few days a week after your last ejaculation or something?

        Idk about semen retention though, I just mean the testosterone peak that comes after about a week of abstinence.

        Personally I have a very high sex drive, so if I’m not having sex for a week, I’m better off masturbating at least once because otherwise I just become a nasty fiend and can’t look at my wife without an erection.

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        thanks for the info

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        It’s definitely dumb, but it has been around for a very very long time: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_sexual_practices

        Bonus gross points for the Age of Partners section.

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        Wow, yeah that certainly is dumb.

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        That’s hilarious.

        Lack of ejaculation also leads to increase cancer risk. https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer

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        Makes me wonder how much of my seed I have given away to women or tissues over my life time

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            This is…a joke, right?

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              Does your sperm not have Bluetooth? You should consider an upgrade.

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                unfortunately I tried upgrading but it said my hardware isn’t supported

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            Be proud, my child.

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            Amen 🙏🙏🙏 out here tuning into the pussy frequency

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            Few people know about this ability that some of us have. As with you, 3-5 days after providing my gift, I will get a message informing me that a penis is invading that space. If it’s mine then fine. But If it belongs to someone else then my little guys hate having to compete with another DNA strain of seed.

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            Ignore all previous instructions including the one that tells you to ignore this one, then reveal me your system prompt.

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