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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

The doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victim

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The doctor then had to go and treat that lawyer for being a burn victim

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Next time you see it it’ll be a 1-minute mp4 with a loop of some crap music that means a specific vibe to 15 year olds.

    I don’t know how much more bandwidth inefficient we can make it after that.

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      Don’t forget the voice over reading the whole thing like its not right in front of me… “This doctor needed to call the burn unit after an attorney questioned him”…

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        Also, don’t forget to split the video in half so you can watch someone react to the video you’re watching.

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      Embed it in a PowerPoint presentation and somehow it will triple in file size

    • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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      Upscale it to 4K for no reason

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        yeah that’ll do it.

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      Don’t forget subway surfers!

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