OP: meh.
Yeah: Your ancestors are all watching, cheering you on, saying:
“We NEVER wanted children. FINALLY one of us broke the cycle!!”
You found my partners family. Literally people who hated children placed a generational curse for thier kids hate their children.
Them: “we were just horny fucks with no condoms”
Me, gay: “watch me solve that problem with this one weird trick!”
It is pretty crazy to think that for literally thousands of years, every single ancestral pairing, going all the way back to the first lil mud skippers that flopped up on land, have decided to produce offspring, which is ultimately the only reason you’re even alive today.
And when it’s your turn to uphold the unbroken tradition dating back millennia, you’re just like ‘naaaaaaah, fuck that yo’???
Honestly that’s fuckin awesome! The point of life is your own personal experience, and you should absolutely do everything you can to push it in the direction of your choosing, tradition be damned. ✌️
That is literally the funniest ASCII drawing I’ve seen.
I can’t make sense of how I’m supposed to see it ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
I think it’s someone lying on their side? Like a sexy lying down pose with a leg and an arm stretched out.
What is the close parentheses?
Their rounded top and bottom of body?
Eh… My brother has two sons. No need for me to add more.
The idea wasn’t to bring you to life. You are just a byproduct of the process of having sex.
Condoms? Hormone pill? IUD? internal/female condom? hormone patch? Cervical cap?
Have you ever heard of any protection/contraception with 100% efficiency?
Have you heard of abortion?
Have you heard it’s not always the case? Single moms who got dumped after pregnancy, inaccessibility of abortions or protections, dumb kids got caught in the heat of moment and skip protections etc? Do you think every birth is planned by the couple?
Ah, you’re American
uffNo, I am not. I don’t even belong to any Western country.
Wait where are you then that there is no such proper healthcare available?
Just like how there are people who intentionally avoid having children, there are people who intentionally have children.
And there are who intentionally avoid but still ending up having and there are who intentionally planning to have but cannot.
